Q: What is Cap'n Crunch's full name?
A: Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch. I learned this particularly useless (except for making your friends wonder how and why you would ever know such a thing) bit of knowledge from Keith Scott's vastly entertaining and informative book The Moose That Roared, a history of the Jay Ward studio, producers of Bullwinkle, George of the Jungle, and the original Cap'n Crunch commercials.